The entire legislative machinery is stuck, parliament is not functioning, important state matters and legislation related to economy, which have real material impact on the well being of large population of the country are pending. However, even in this situation political parties are able to push a bill reserving quota, based on caste and creed, in promotions. You may ask - How low can they fall? Well, the digging is on.
When you think you have seen the lowest, they surprise you with their ingenuity of going even lower. Politicians should patent this process of finding newer depths to which one can fall. They can sell this IP to the corporates who are also falling over each other to get part of the spoils. In fact Indian parliament, as a whole, can probably run some courses, with formal degree and all, to share their collective knowledge of defrauding a nation and make some more money. I am taking a stab at the courses that they may want to offer -
a) Maximizing ROI - How to make multiple times the money you spent on getting yourself elected
b) The art of disguise - How to be religious but completely immoral
c) Self development - How to kill your self conscious
d) Innovation - How to find ways to make money where none seems to exist
e) Team work - How to team up with rival political parties of diametrically opposite ideology and make money
The candidates who pay premium on top of the regular fee will get the best seats in the parliament's visitor gallery to see the practical on the floor of the house.
I invite the readers to add to the above list of courses that our parliament could run. You see, on Teacher's day we must contribute our bit so that the great leaders could share with the rest of the nation their hard acquired practical knowledge of bleeding the country dry.
When you think you have seen the lowest, they surprise you with their ingenuity of going even lower. Politicians should patent this process of finding newer depths to which one can fall. They can sell this IP to the corporates who are also falling over each other to get part of the spoils. In fact Indian parliament, as a whole, can probably run some courses, with formal degree and all, to share their collective knowledge of defrauding a nation and make some more money. I am taking a stab at the courses that they may want to offer -
a) Maximizing ROI - How to make multiple times the money you spent on getting yourself elected
b) The art of disguise - How to be religious but completely immoral
c) Self development - How to kill your self conscious
d) Innovation - How to find ways to make money where none seems to exist
e) Team work - How to team up with rival political parties of diametrically opposite ideology and make money
The candidates who pay premium on top of the regular fee will get the best seats in the parliament's visitor gallery to see the practical on the floor of the house.
I invite the readers to add to the above list of courses that our parliament could run. You see, on Teacher's day we must contribute our bit so that the great leaders could share with the rest of the nation their hard acquired practical knowledge of bleeding the country dry.
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